Happiness is when your boss’s boss’s boss asks you what inspires you—and you have no answer.
I experienced this joy a couple of weeks ago. It went like this…
Head Guy: “So what inspires you?”
What I thought: Oh crap. Why don’t I know? I should know. Why is he so bald? Why am I thinking about that? I should say something smart. Oh God, what if I blurt out something about his bald head? I need to say something. Just not about his head. Not the head!”
What I said: “New experiences.”
Yay! I side-stepped all head remarks!
Head Guy: “Huh.”
For two weeks, I was stuck for an answer. So I cruised the Internet to find out what inspires other people.
What I discovered did not make me feel better about myself.