My brain has a big mouth


Even during the most riveting conversations of my life, my attention span is limited. My brain wanders. Often it surprises me with random internal blurbs that even I didn’t see coming—especially at work.

Random brain blurbs that are sometimes hard to keep inside my head during presentations at work

Do zombies poop?

Is there a limit to how long fingernails can grow?

Holy crap, is that a typo!! Just dust? Okay.

Somewhere, someone is named An Igma.

What’ll happen to all the ghosts when the world ends?

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