I don’t know anyone who thinks they’re “normal.” Which makes sense because we all know our own flaws better than anyone else, so we disqualify ourselves from being “normal” faster than anyone else will.
Or maybe I hang out with the wrong people? What is normal, anyway?
Well, I’m certainly not “normal” and happy to be that way!
Same! How boring would that be, anyway? No room to sit on my front porch in my unicorn snuggy and giant bunny slippers on a Sunday morning while coloring in my coloring book and eating a bag of tiny donuts.
The neighborhood kids must love you!
Hello,
Award-winning copywriter.
Real-world creative writer.
Multi-cup-a-day coffee drinker.
Answers to a cat.
“If you don’t have time to read, you don’t have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that.”
> Stephen King
“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
> Ernest Hemingway
“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.”
> F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
> Douglas Adams
“Creativity is intelligence having fun.”
>Albert Einstein
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